(via tomlinsarse)
Even their lifts can’t be bothered with synchronization.
(via illouminate)
She’s awesome. She’s like one of those cats that give cats a good name. -TS
(via soulcasting-silhouette)
I JUST SPAT OUT MY MILK AT THIS GOD DAMN IT
(via fake-mermaid)
It’s 3 am
You hear a noise in your kitchen
You go to investigate
It’s me sitting at your table
I ask you to sit down
“I want to know why you though that comment on my post was necessary.”
(via thejonasdiaries)



